You Won't Find this BAM in Emeril's Kitchen (Hopefully)

This is an excerpt from an email a customer sent me..........

I had always fantasized about ordering this giant black thing. Sometimes I'd add it to my cart and bring myself off just thinking about my wife getting pounded by this huge black cock called Bam!. I didn't think she'd ever try it and I'd be embarrassed to have ordered it, so I never went through with the checkout. The other day, however, I bought her some other toys and forgot to remove this from the cart! I didn't realize what I had done until it was almost here. I figured I'd just immediately return it, but that night we got pretty drunk and crazy and a little carried away; we used the John Holmes dildo for the first time in almost 2 years and I fisted her for the first time ever. So when Bam came in the mail a few days later from DallasNovelty.com, I decided to wait a week or two before sending it back. The very next night when she came back from drinking with some friends, I was glad she did! She was very horny; almost immediately she grabbed a bottle of strawberry-flavored lube and poured it all over her huge breasts, letting it flow down to her snatch. I was so stunned I didn’t know what to do! I started enthusiastically fingering her, but she was so wet I kept slipping out. I couldn’t control myself! I had to lick that soaking wet kitty! I used her favorite rabbit on her while my tongue massaged her nipples, until she started begging me to fuck her with that giant black cock, meaning the Lex Steele dildo. With a huge grin I pulled out Bam from under the bed and said, “You mean THIS one?”

I can’t tell you how many orgasms she had that night, and honestly I can’t remember a whole lot after that, but I do know what I personally came THREE TIMES! Every time I saw this huge thick cock sliding in and out of her pussy as she convulsed in pleasure, I got a hard-on all over again! Actually, I’m beating off right now just thinking about it. I hope she gets home soon!

If you would like to give Bam a try, Click here now and get it for only $66 shipped to your door. And don't forget DallasNovelty.com has all your giant cock needs and anything else you can think of for the bedroom.

New DallasNovelty.com Website up and running!!

Hey guys I think we have finally got the new and improved DallasNovelty.com ready to rock and roll and take your order. The development of the website has taken a little longer than expected but I think it is well worth all of the new options customers like you will have available.

One of the coolest things that comes with the new site is the interactive dynamic search function. Not only does it find the items you were looking for but also brings up the picture of the items searched so you know if its what you wanted. We will be working on the website everyday to make it the best and easiest to use on the market. Another cool feature allows you the customer to make your own wishlist and email it to your special somebody or yourself.

As with my old you may still purchase items anonymously without having to create an account to buy like some other websites. Some companies will not let you check out unless you make an account so they can spam your inbox and snail mailbox. At DallasNovelty.com we pride ourself on not sending unsolicited mail to previous customers. All of the newsletters we send have an unsubscribe button at the top so if you do not want to get another you may do so.

With this update I will post a new cool item like the Electrogasm from Zeus. This device can be put anywhere, you can use your imagination, and it will send electrical sensations that may cause you to feel intense pleasure. There are two sides to the electrogasm, on one side is the control which allows you to choose between 5 different modes and the other side has a reusable and replaceable adhesive pad, much like a tens pad. With the control being places on the device itself, this will allow for you to use your hands for any extra pleasure you might want. The Electrogasm has been said to be a replacement The Rimulator that has been discontinued by KinkLab and we were told they don't see it coming back on the market.

As I get the 300 more new items entered into the website you will see many more blog updates as well telling you what is new and at the best possible price on the internet.

5 Reasons to Rob The Cradle…er…Date a Younger Man

5 Reasons to Rob The Cradle…er…Date a Younger Man

September 25, 2008 - 12:00 pm, By Carly - Grinnell

Dating a younger man may be taboo, but people have been doing it for years. Mrs. Robinson? Donna Martin and David Silver? Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher?

Obviously, they are doing it for a reason.
Got a younger dude? Friends making fun of you for robbing the cradle?

Ignore them and keep that boy around! Here are 5 great reasons why:

1. More energy.
Okay, so this isn’t true for all younger guys, but they generally DO have more energy and enthusiasm than their more aged counterparts. That means they’ll usually be happy to try new things, they’ll expend a lot of energy doing things to impress you, and they won’t necessarily be as quick to complain as older guys will.

2. Youthful exuberance and enthusiasm.
Remember: to a younger guy, you are “the older woman.” Even if they deny it, the relationship will always be a little bit like The Graduate to them. They’ll be happy to have you, and they’ll brag to all their buddies that they’re dating you. Instead of being just another girlfriend, you’ll be a point of pride.

3. You can take the lead.
Sometimes, it’s true that the older you are, the more experienced you are. You can take that in whatever context you want, but it’s true for a variety of things. If you’re a college graduate and your guy is still in his senior year, you can give him great grad-school or job-searching advice. Basically, the lead is there for you to take in the relationship.

4. They’ll be loyal.
This is also an arguable point, but especially if you’re a lot older than the guy (say, five years or more), you can bet he’s not dating you just for kicks. Odds are, there’s something about you (yes, the essence of you—not your looks, and not your cash or job security) that he likes, and that’s important for building loyalty in a long-lasting relationship.

5. They die later.
Is this morbid? Because it’s true. If you’re dating a younger guy and you feel like there’s a possibility the two of you might stay together for a long, long time, you won’t necessarily have to worry about being a widow at the age of 50 because your dude was 20 years older than you. Women live longer than men. Date a younger guy. ‘Nuff said.

Newsletter February 2009

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Going Green is Important

Going "Green" has been the goal for DallasNovelty.com for the last 12 months. On the website we have added a new section called Go Green which can be found at GreenBetweentheSheets.com to help educate and provide customers with toys they can count on to be green.

More of the manufacturers in the Adult Novelty Business have started the switch to using green or renewable ingredients in their products. Alot of the companies have noted on the packaging and information that is released to the public whether or not the product contains Pthalates (pronounced thay-lates) and what exactly is used to make the item. Rechargeable Vibrators and Toys have been showing up in stores and on websites in the last 2 years. Another new ingredient that is catching on is using exotic hardwoods for dildos, cockrings and anal products. NobEssence is one company that has an excellent line of Exotic Hardwood Dildos and other various items.

Last year 2 companies experimented with Solar Powered Control boxes for 3 of their adult toys but discontinued the products the end of 2008 due to lack of sales. I thought they would work since they were just a battery pack that could control any item with a jack style power plug. The 100% silicone, Elastomed, glass/pyrex and stainless steel have been the most popular "Green" material for almost every major adult novelty manufacturer big and small. LELO is a Swedish company that has quite a few of the higher end Stainless Steel toys as well as NJOY.

Another way companies are showing support for the green movement is not using paper and going almost entirely digital with statements and accounting. This has been seen in mainstream business for quite awhile and just recently as of the last 24 months in the adult industry. DallasNovelty.com about 90% of our transactions are online and require nothing to be printed out as they are saved and backed up on 2 servers. We use email now to send newsletters and bulletins with sales to customers versus sending paper mail in the snail mail.

All natural lubes, massage oils/lotions and candles are starting to show up from a variety of companies and the prices are gradually going down so more people can afford them. It used to be just the high end companies made the green products but with the prices of materials going down it has trickled down. Hemp is getting huge attention as a renewable resource used in everything from lubes to toys. Intimate Organics has a full line of Organic lubes, lotions and massage oils that are good for your body and the earth.

Rechargeable Vibrators and Massagers are definitely one way to help keep so many AA and C Cell batteries out of our landfills. Massagers that plug into the wall such as the Hitachi Magic Wand have always been a top seller and helps the enviroment as you get off. Fun Factory has an awesome line of Rechargeable but they are very hard to keep in stock but most of the other companies like Doc Johnson and Topco have quite a few options to the green customer. LELO has a mini vibe called Mia that can be recharged using any USB on your laptop or PC.

Condoms are the next new area to start using green materials in their construction. Most condoms are made of latex which takes a long time to break down in landfills. Glyde condoms are a relative newcomer but has the backing of the vegan society and the fire is spreading fast. I believe we will be seeing more major manufacturers using biodegradeable materials while still maintaining protection againt pregnancy and STD's. DallasNovelty.com picked up the Glyde condom line in September and morepeople are starting to hear about them through twitter and various blogs.

All of our "Green" products are available at http://www.dallasnovelty.com or by going to http://www.greenbetweenthesheets.com and all of the items we sell can be shipped to any state in the country including hawaii and Alaska and Canada. DallasNovelty.com hopes to be a major supplier of Green products in 2009 and beyond as we add more products daily to our sites.

	Looking to Go Green in everything you do? GLYDE® condoms are made from the highest quality natural rubber latex and are certified by The Vegan Society as a 100% animal-free product.These stylish new vibrant designs and Flavors showcase our comfort range and make it easy to pick the perfect fit! Click Here.
	This Section is for all the Rechargeable Vibrators and Massagers. Rechargeable Toys reduce the battery waste that comes from replacing batteries in your vibrators and massagers on a regular basis. As a benefit most of these toys are also made of 100% Silicone or Elastomer which is better for your body and the earth. Click Here.
	The Free and Natural Lubricant Section includes most of the water based lubes and lotions that do not have all the additives that are not good for your body or the earth. Dallas Novelty is continually researching new products that we will be adding to this section. Click Here.
	In response to customers asking for a toy section for all of the 100% Silicone and Elastomer Products that don't require batteries. These will include Butt Plugs, G-Spot Massagers, Anal Probes, Realistic Dongs and Solid Dongs. Almost all of these products can be disinfected using natural means or boiled. Click Here.
	Glass products have started to catch on with the "Green" Friendly Customers because of the ability to be Recycled very easily and cleaned by boiling. These toys can be heated and cooled for a variety of new sensations. Click Here.
	Most of the candles in the Free and Natural Candles section are made from Soy and other natural materials. Hemp is being used in more of the candles for its benefit to the skin and is Earth Friendly! Click here.