Brand New Toys from DallasNovelty.com May 18 2009

It has been a minute since I last posted some new items but we have been super busy getting DallasNovelty.com looking good. We were mentioned in both XBIZ and AVN last week so that is really sweeeet that they put us on the site again. Sales have been a little slow this week but I know people are busy with kids getting out of school and college kids taking finals. June should be an awesome month since its the month that has the most weddings of any other month. Our bachelorette party supplies should be flying off the shelves soon. May has brought with it a bunch of new toys from quite a few of the top manufacturers in the sex toy business.

Starting with some new bachelorette party supplies that are new to the market. Fisrt up is the Happy Penis Party Tray from Let's Party. This new tray has 3 seperated compartments in which to put goodies for the gals to snack on. In the middle is a happy dancing penis that will bring a smirk from even the most straight laced lady at the party. And at only $8 why not get one for your next girls only party, since this could be used at a naughty birthday party or toy party. Another fun party item is the Bobble Penis Pen that can be used for signing in party guests or put in naughty gift bags for party goers. This fun penis pen is available in Purple as shown or Pink. This is the perfect pen for all your naughty notes and very affordable at only $5.
Are you needing a new game to play at your bachelorette party? Brand new this wedding season is Here Comes the Bouqet Game. No bride would be complete without her bouquet and no Hen/Bridal party would be complete without the Here Comes the Bouquet game. Start your next party properly and keep your guests entertained whilst creating memories that last a lifetime. Each player must choose a bouquet and then write their name on the back. The players are blindfolded, spun 3 times and then whoever is closest to the bride wins the game. This game is only $7.50 so it is very affordable.

Are you looking to have a blast duringyour next Blow job? It's finally here! The world's only fizzing, popping, bursting, exploding ORAL SEX CANDY! Just sprinkle some in your mouth and go down for the ride of their life. Eating out will never be the same! Each packet contains enough to share the fun! The BJ Blast Candy is available in 3 flavors to suit anyones pallette with Strawberry, Cherry and Green Apple. At only $2 per pack you can afford to try a different flavor everytime you go down.

Are you looking for a way to tell your man you would love your feet rubbed after a hard day at work in heels or being on your feet all day? The check out the new Sexy Love Sox that we just added to our collection. Sexy Love Sox are unisex, one-size-fits-all socks, based on the ancient Chinese practice of reflexology, that show you exactly where to press to stimulate the body’s erogenous zones, boost sex drive, and improve sexual performance. The only socks sexy enough to leave on during bedroom play! Created by wellness expert Michelle Ebbin, creator of the original Reflexology Sox, to bring the healing power of touch into your daily lives. The Sexy Love Sox are only $13, but a very wise investment for pure pleasure.

Sex is no longer just for Saturday night. Lady Lust Liquid Lust Arousal Mist will put you in the mood in 0-60 seconds. Just spray 1 – 2 pumps in the genital area and massage it in. Anywhere, any day of the week. Clear your calendar, and if necessary, the boardroom table. Also available from Lady Lust is their edible Massage Oils. Enjoy four flavors of this delicious and high quality edible/warming massage oil available in Caramel, Cherried Treasure, Creamsicle and Watermelon. The bottles are small enough to carry with you to all kinds of places to enjoy a quick massage or whatever else comes to mind.

Back by popular demand are the Hello Kitty Personal Massagers. Once a myth and a difficult item to attain; now they are a reality and ready to sell off your shelves or your site! We are pleased to offer the HELLO KITTY VIBRATING MASSAGER!!! The massager itself measures 5.5” in length and her head is 1-3/8 inch wide. Available in three colors: Pink, Black and Lavender. MEEEEOOOOOW!!! Act Fast because stock is very limited and will not last long. These have started a craze of people taking pictures of the Hello Kitty massager at different places allover the world and some places are even having competitions. We could have a similar photo competition if we getenough customers buying these. We are offering these at only $33 compared to some stores selling them for twice that much.

Are you still looking for the perfect Kegel Balls? This time we have 2 new styles that have just arrived. The first is from the Climax line called Climax Kegel Balls. The new kegel exercise balls are made from solid glass ben wa balls with ultra hygienic silicone strap that is use for easy insertion and extraction. The two hand-blown glass balls have a pretty interior cloud. Climax Kegels Ben Wa Balls can be used to tighten the vagina and strength the bladder and help with incontinence. Another new addition to our kegel ball collection are from the Penthouse City line of products called Shang-Hai. A modern, colorful twist on traditional Ben Wa balls featuring 2 insertable metallic Ben Wa Balls. These Ben Wa style Kegel exercisers are available in Metallic Pink, Metallic Purple or Metallic Silver. Each set of Shaing-Hai Kegel Balls comes with a very nice storage bag to put your balls in when not in use. Also includes a sexy Penthouse Letter about a man's steamy adventures in the Orient for your pleasure. At just $15 these kegel balls are priced to fit in most budget of todays woman. For more styles of Kegel Exercisers check out our complete section at DallasNovelty.com.

FREE KFC Chicken from Oprah

The Oprah Winfrey Show/Kentucky Grilled Chicken Two-Piece Meal Coupon

Click here to download the coupon, the coupon is still redeemable at participating KFC® locations in the United States until May 19, 2009—excluding Mother's Day, May 10, 2009.

KFC restaurants that are selling Kentucky Grilled Chicken™

Questions About Redeeming Your Coupon?
If you downloaded coupons and they were not accepted at a KFC restaurant:

• Please call 1-800-CALL-KFC.
• A KFC Customer Service representative will assist you and also take the information about your experience and follow up with the restaurant.

If you have concerns about using multiple coupons with the same code number:

• All the PDF coupons downloaded from Oprah.com on the evening of May 5 have the same bar code.
• Subject to the terms and conditions of the coupon and instructions on Oprah.com, these coupons will be accepted by participating KFC restaurants in the U.S.
  

For all other questions:

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* Terms: Free offer good for two pieces of Kentucky Grilled Chicken™ (manager's choice) and two individual sides and a biscuit at participating KFC restaurants located in the Unites States, while supplies last. Limit one offer per coupon, one coupon per person during offer period. Must be redeemed in person. Not good with any other offers. No photocopied, mechanically reproduced or altered coupon accepted. Coupon cannot be sold or traded. Valid only if downloaded from UnthinKFC.com. Applicable tax extra. Void where prohibited. By downloading coupon, you agree that KFC is not responsible for any technical problems or malfunctions of computer systems, servers or printers or lost or unavailable network connections. You are limited to 4 downloads of coupon. Coupon fraud is punishable by law.

Brand New Items for May from DallasNovelty.com

Hey guys I am back with another update to showcase some of our brand new toys, novelties and jewelry released so far in May. All of the jewelry just added is from Sylvie Monthulé, she is the woman who dresses you when you undress. The first item we want to show is the Men's Lion Head Scrotum Shield, This Men's Lion Head scrotum shield is simply exquisite. The cast and heavy silver plated shield is perfect to provide a great feel and excellent look under your favorite outfit, or without anything at all. The cast and plated shield is heavy, yet very comfortable. Suitable for all day wear and is one size fits most. The Lion Head Scrotum Shield is perfect to take with you for nude beaches, swinger parties or just to make your little soldier look good in the bedroom. It is also available in a Gold Finish if you prefer.

For the women, Sylvie has designed more than 20 pieces of genital jewelry. Her collection offers something for everyone to enjoy looking at their special places. First up from the Gullwing collection is the Waist Chain with 2 teardrop pendants and it simply exquisite in design and looks. The cast and heavy gold plated (10 microns) or heavy silver plated (10 microns) gull wing is perfectly placed to provide wonderful sensations under your favorite outfit, or without anything at all. The Gold or Silver chain is suitable for all day wear. The chain length is 36 inches. Another nice piece of wait jewelry that can be worn anytime is the Gold Waist band with Round Crystal Gem. This Women's Crystal waist chain is simply exquisite. The hand crafted heavy gold plated crystal pendant is perfectly constructed to wear under your favorite outfit, or without anything at all. Suitable for all day wear. The total chain length is 34 inches so one size should fit most ladies.

A very popular style is the Mardi Gras Mask in Gold and Silver and available in several inlaid enamel colors. This Women's Mask waist band with clitoral pendent is simply exquisite. It is part of an entire collection created around the Mardi Gras mask theme that includes nipple rings, breast chains, and waist chains as well. The cast and heavy silver plated (10 M1crons) mask figurine is shaped to fit a woman's body. This particular mask has no glass inlay. Others have purple, blue or black glass inlay to add vibrant color. The pendent is perfectly placed to provide wonderful sensations under your favorite outfit, or without anything at all. The silver or gold chains gently lay to the side of the labia, and connect to a comfortable thong type elastic waist band, suitable for all day wear. For more designs and colors please check out the New Items Section. There are quite a few cock and scrotum shields as well as Anal balls with pendants.

Brand new from Fun Factory the makers of the very popular line of Kegel Exerciser balls, SmartBalls, Come the SmartBalls Teneo Uno($28) and Duo($37). Teneo Duo's are round, weighted silicone balls with a gentle criss-cross texture that are designed to work out these special sex muscles; you'll need to squeeze and flex the pelvic floor to keep them in place. Once you've mastered control, you can take things a step further into pure pleasure, since any movement will make the Duo's vibrate gently. The Teneo Uno is perfect for ladies just getting started with exercising the kegels and pelvic floor muscles. These exercises have shown to dramatically reduce incontinence after child birth or age. You can keep them in place as long as you like, even during everyday activities. The hygienic silicone material is easy to clean and sterilize, and is body friendly and hypoallergenic. Always use a water-based lube with the Smartballs; a sample is included. Both the Teneo Uno and Duo are available in Black/Magenta, White/Pink and Light Pink/Magenta.

Another new line from Fun Factory are the Loverings for pleasing both lovers. The first Lovering is called the Rain ($17). The incredibly soft and flexible Rain slips over the base of the penis to add extra stimulation for both of you, with several variously sized 'drops' that you can position to where they feel the best. Silicone is body-friendly and tends to be hypoallergenic, so the Rain is perfect for anyone with sensitive skin. The second lovering in the set of 3 is called the Flame ($17) and comes in Fire Red. Flame slips over the base of the penis to add extra stimulation for both of you, with several variously sized 'licks' that you can position to where they feel the best.
The lastof the 3 is called The 8ight ($17) and is shaped as the number 8. Two possible ring areas of the 8ight can be placed over the base of the penis and slipped around the balls for lots of pleasurable constriction and longevity, or an included 'bud' can be inserted through one of the openings for clitoral, anal or perineal stimulation, depending on how it's positioned. The 8ight is a great couples tool, but could also be used over a dildo for solo play. A silicone friendly (water based) lube is that best choice with this toy. An excellent choice is the Fun Factory Toy Fluid ($10) made specifically for Fun Factory and any other Toy.

Stay tuned for even more exciting items from Shunga and many other companies releasing new summer toys and other fun stuff. Don't forget to check out one of my new partners in blog Naughty Eliot. She will be doing more toy and lube reviews in the coming months as well help me with some copy writing and contests we will be doing all summer long. Eliot is one of the top sex toy bloggers in the country and has reviewed for all the major companies on the market so I look forward to seeing what she can do. As always dont forget to get Lube and Batteries before checking out.
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