Monday, July 26, 2010

You Won’t Find this BAM in Emeril’s Kitchen (Hopefully)

This is an excerpt from an email a customer sent me……….

I had always fantasized about ordering this giant black thing. Sometimes I’d add it to my cart and bring myself off just thinking about my wife getting pounded by this huge black cock called Bam!. I didn’t think she’d ever try it and I’d be embarrassed to have ordered it, so I never went through with the checkout. The other day, however, I bought her some other toys and forgot to remove this from the cart! I didn’t realize what I had done until it was almost here. I figured I’d just immediately return it, but that night we got pretty drunk and crazy and a little carried away; we used the John Holmes dildo for the first time in almost 2 years and I fisted her for the first time ever. So when Bam came in the mail a few days later from DallasNovelty.com, I decided to wait a week or two before sending it back. The very next night when she came back from drinking with some friends, I was glad she did! She was very horny; almost immediately she grabbed a bottle of strawberry-flavored lube and poured it all over her huge breasts, letting it flow down to her snatch. I was so stunned I didn’t know what to do! I started enthusiastically fingering her, but she was so wet I kept slipping out. I couldn’t control myself! I had to lick that soaking wet kitty! I used her favorite rabbit on her while my tongue massaged her nipples, until she started begging me to fuck her with that giant black cock, meaning the Lex Steele dildo. With a huge grin I pulled out Bam from under the bed and said, “You mean THIS one?”

I can’t tell you how many orgasms she had that night, and honestly I can’t remember a whole lot after that, but I do know what I personally came THREE TIMES! Every time I saw this huge thick cock sliding in and out of her pussy as she convulsed in pleasure, I got a hard-on all over again! Actually, I’m beating off right now just thinking about it. I hope she gets home soon!

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