Monday, March 28, 2011

Crackhead Charlie Winning Love Doll

Is California a little too far for you to hang out with the Wizard of Wilshire, the Messiah of Malibu Charlie Sheen? Now both of you can avoid the trolls and paparazzi and chill in your own Sober Lodge with the Crackhead Charlie Winning Love Doll. Add a little air and you are ready to party like you are Rock Stars from Mars.

This life-like inflatable Charlie will be the hit of the Carpool lane or doing hits of coke off a porn stars ass. This new product is very limited edition and will not last long. If you have a different brain, a different heart, a different constitution, maybe you are also drinking the Tiger's Blood! Buy the Crackhead Charlie Winning Love Doll now and experience the drug named Charlie before it's too late!