You Won’t Find this BAM in Emeril’s Kitchen (Hopefully)

This is an excerpt from an email a customer sent me……….

I had always fantasized about ordering this giant black thing. Sometimes I’d add it to my cart and bring myself off just thinking about my wife getting pounded by this huge black cock called Bam!. I didn’t think she’d ever try it and I’d be embarrassed to have ordered it, so I never went through with the checkout. The other day, however, I bought her some other toys and forgot to remove this from the cart! I didn’t realize what I had done until it was almost here. I figured I’d just immediately return it, but that night we got pretty drunk and crazy and a little carried away; we used the John Holmes dildo for the first time in almost 2 years and I fisted her for the first time ever. So when Bam came in the mail a few days later from DallasNovelty.com, I decided to wait a week or two before sending it back. The very next night when she came back from drinking with some friends, I was glad she did! She was very horny; almost immediately she grabbed a bottle of strawberry-flavored lube and poured it all over her huge breasts, letting it flow down to her snatch. I was so stunned I didn’t know what to do! I started enthusiastically fingering her, but she was so wet I kept slipping out. I couldn’t control myself! I had to lick that soaking wet kitty! I used her favorite rabbit on her while my tongue massaged her nipples, until she started begging me to fuck her with that giant black cock, meaning the Lex Steele dildo. With a huge grin I pulled out Bam from under the bed and said, “You mean THIS one?”

I can’t tell you how many orgasms she had that night, and honestly I can’t remember a whole lot after that, but I do know what I personally came THREE TIMES! Every time I saw this huge thick cock sliding in and out of her pussy as she convulsed in pleasure, I got a hard-on all over again! Actually, I’m beating off right now just thinking about it. I hope she gets home soon!

If you would like to give Bam a try, Click here now and get it for only $66 shipped to your door. And don’t forget DallasNovelty.com has all your giant cock needs and anything else you can think of for the bed

Beginners Guide to Buying Intimate Gifts

Warning: This content is intended for adult audiences only.

If aisles of adult videos, sex toy displays and racks of racy undergarments make you want to hide beneath the sheets, take a deep breath and let our experts lead the way to your orgasm.

Lingerie

To help women get in touch with their sensual side, our resident toy tester, Lori, will help you on your journey. One of the first places to look to get your partners juices flowing is with some sexy lingerie. This could be a nightie that shows just a little more than normal or a full blown garters, hose and heels. DallasNovelty.com has a very good selection of sensual clothing to fit everyone. A lot of the stores are just catering to the size 0 girls and leaving out a huge market of the every day size women like us but DallasNovelty.com has really sourced a lot of plus sized gear.

When looking through DallasNovelty.com look for the product that say queen sizes available and most will go up to 2, 3 or 4x. Mainstream clothing stores like Catherine, Lane Bryant and Avenue are starting to stock more sexy clothes as well. One of the newest items for us girls is the larger sizes being released for the vibrating panties. Pipedreams has released a Fetish Fantasy series Vibrating Panty that will go up to 52" hips. Your lover will thrill at the thought of turning you on from across the room as you quiver with anticipation! This discreet, waterproof bullet is quiet enough to wear the panties out on the town and no one but you and your lover will know. Insert the bullet into the slot in the panty plug which holds it perfectly in place and get set for incredibly powerful vibrations. At just $42 this little surprise will put a smile on both of your faces.

If your looking for something a little naughtier then look no further than Garter Belts and Stockings. Almost any man cant resist a woman in a garter belt and some sexy stockings. These Bewitched Stockings are a very popular stocking set and very affordable at just $16. You could pair them with this very nice Leather Garter Belt set with Lace Up Sides.

Sex Toys

For sex toys you always want to start small and simple. Once you become more adventurous then you can step up to a more advanced intimate toy. A good beginner toy is a Mini Mite type vibe that is used for external stimulation and very portable for use anywhere anytime. A good starter vibe is the Luv Touch Mighty Mite Vibe that has 4 different real skin feeling head attachments. Available in 3 exciting colors and just $12 so its hard to wrong with this one. Take a look in the Mini Vibe section and you will surely find one to your budget and liking. If you want something that both of you can use at the same time then look no further than the We-Vibe II from Standard Innovations. The original We-Vibe was simply amazing and the second coming with We-Vibe II promises even better times spent together. The We-Vibe II can be used solo as well but it is twice as fun when used as a couple and you can take my word on that ;) The new version has 2 speeds and 7 new variations of intensity and duration of vibrations. Two things to always remember when buying the We-Vibe II is to always use Water-Based Lubes and always charge it the full charge before using the first time.

Always remember a toy will not replace your lover it just gives you more options. For more ideas for your next toy take a look at Nicks new section As Seen On Oprah. This section will include most every sex toy that has been mentioned on the Oprah Show by Dr Laura Berman or Dr Oz.

Lubricants

We love to use Water-Based lubes because they work with every toy made even the newer silicone toys. Try to stick with glycerin free lubes because it is a sugar and that does not go well with our hooha's. But every womans body is different and has different tolerances to different ingredients. My suggestion would be to try several different lubes until you find one that works well for you. I really like the Sliquid H2O Lubricant because it is glycerin free and stays slick longer. Another great lubricant is the Pjur Eros Woman Aqua Lube, it is specially formulated to work like our natural lubrication. As with everything else you will need to test it out on your skin and rub it between your hands before applying to our most delicate of places.

Erotica

Yes ladies there is porn that both men and women can watch together and not feel like its all about the guy. Most of the videos are considered to be in the educational realm but provide great video erotica for women to enjoy. One video that I have seen and would help alot of women enjoy sex even more is the Unlocking the Secrets of the G-Spot from Sinclair Institute. It will show both of you how to and where to find the infamous G-Spot that is hidden inside. We have definitely explored and found mine and will never go back. There are quite a few different videos ranging from the best sex toys to advanced rope bondage techniques. Most are posted in the As Seen on Oprah Section and the rest are in the Educational DVD section on the main website.

New Stuff for August 22nd 2009

OK everyone time for this weeks blog entry about new toys we have added this week. I have also been super busy updating products and pricing for over 7500 items we currently stock. We have also taken out about 400 items that were discontinued by the manufacturer or distributor. First up this week are the Tantric Soy Massage Candles. Reach new heights of intimacy with these very sensual, stress-busting, tension taming massage candles created with a blend of 100% natural ingredients. Enjoy as a candle, massage oil, or moisturizing lotion. Burns for a full 60 hours! These new candles are available in 5 great smelling flavors sure to entice your lover tonight. This is the same design and fit as the Carmen Electra Pole. Check out the all new HOT PINK Portable Dancing Pole Complete Kit from the makers of the Original Peekaboo Pole Dancing Kit. The Hot Pink Dance Pole by Peekaboo is the best quality for the money hands down! Inspired and endorsed by Peekaboo UK and also the makers of the Original Carmen Electra Pole and SHARON POLSKY AEROBICS POLE. The Electra and AEROBICS Pole are the most advanced poles on the market......this is the same pole but in HOT PINK. Using special technology provides the stability needed to get sexy with every kind of move – from self spins and flips to dramatic inverts, you can do it all with our pole. The best part is it comes with both affordability and ease of assembly. Everyone needs a stripper pole in the house for when company comes over to visit on saturday night.

Tattoo-inspired clothes, shoes and art are nothing new. But now, DallasNovelty.com has added a new realm of tattoo-inspired pleasure items with their line of Inked Vibes. The vibrators, which feature artwork similar to that of renowned tattoo artist Ed Hardy, feature advanced technology, sensually styled shapes that spark sexual adventure and an artistically decorated shaft that makes a stunning visual statement. Available in Slimline 6.75 inch and Superslim 6 inch models, Inked Vibes reflect the unique desires and attitudes of their users. The new Inked vibes are just $17 and $19 respectively so if your looking for new take on a classic design the check these out tonight.

This is the RO-120 bullet vibe that is a upgraded larger version of the award-winning RO-80mm bullet from Rocks-Off! It is a truly high caliber bullet with silent but deadly performance. It offers five sensual settings and turns on at the touch of a button. It is 100% waterproof and requires/includes 2 – 1.5 Volt AAA batteries. These big bullets are the perfect gift for that special lady looking for some power in their vibes.
A new series of books that just got released to the public is the DARE series and DallasNovelty.com has them in stock and ready to ship. The mission of the DARE series is to teach lovers of all orientations the things they always wanted to know — but were afraid to ask. The First in the series is DARE to Have Anal Sex. Each chapter focuses on a different facet of anal sex, from its psychology to the “Anal Kama Sutra,” educating lovers of all ages and types in ways they may not expect, and fully assisting readers in exploring and understanding this sexual frontier. Whether new to saucier bedtime practices or a seasoned veteran, readers can benefit from this guide that broaches the subject of anal sex without taboo or bias. Next in line is DARE to Try Bondage, Whether a complete newcomer or a seasoned bondage expert, sexual adventurers can use this guide for simple, necessary instructions, scenarios, techniques, and advice. DARE to Try Bondage Includes chapters on Shibari (the Japanese art of knot-tying), appropriate equipment, conducting a satisfying session, and what sensations to expect, this guide is a comprehensive resource for both men and women who are seeking sexual liberation and pleasure through restraint.
Last but not least is DARE to Have Sex Everywhere, For those ready to escape the four same walls of the bedroom, this is the guide. With a lighthearted yet practical approach, whether spur of the moment or meticulously planned out, this guide will help you and your lover come together in some truly remarkable settings that will intensify and enhance your lovemaking experience. DARE to Have Sex Everywhere is a great introduction for beginners, this is also a wonderful reference for those who are looking for ideas, tips and techniques for the entire exhilarating experience. Each of the DARE series is just $12 and averages about 120 pages each. These are a grreat way to get back into that loving feeling.

Start the last week of July with a Bang!

WOW this week saw a bunch of new toys and some additions to existing toys. Zeus came out with a wand type masturbator for their line of E-Stim power boxes. Stimulate your partner with the Zeus E-Stim Masturbation Wand. This wand can be used on both men and women! For men, it makes a great stimulator for the genitals to help intensify an orgasm. For women, simply rest the wand on your labia for added stimulation to help you get an orgasm. The wand stimulates nerve endings, creating a pleasurable sensation! Also includes an adapter for use with all our Zeus Power Boxes including the Deluxe Digital Power Box. Also new from Zeus is The Cock Lock Intruder Ball Upgrade for the Original Cock Lock Intruder that is so popular. If the original ball was a little too small then we have the right thing for you. Upgrade your Cock Lock Intruder with this new Stainless Steel Ball. Made to be bigger and lighter, this ball will give you more of a fill. Simply unscrew your original ball and replace with new ball. You can get a completely new feeling toy for just $53.
This new Prostate plug is very similar in design to the njoy line of pure plugs but without the price tag. Experience more intense orgasms with The Prostate Plug at just $52 shipped to you discretely. It is shaped to massage your p-spot for greater sensation and pleasure. With an easy grip handle, control is a cinch. The size of this Protate Plug is 4.25 inches in total length of which 2.25 inches are insertable and 3.25 inches in circumference. Another heavy duty steel toy is the The Curvy steel dildo. A classic but very popular design that is close to the njoy styles. This curved steel dildo is an amazing toy. You can start with either a small or large sized bulb and slowly start inserting, while its shape starts to rub on all the right spots. Since it is made from steel, you will get a smooth entry and exit. Because of its design, The Curvy Steel Dildo makes a great toy for g-spot and p-spot stimulation. The Curvy is 10 inches in total length and circumferences of 3 inches and 4.5 inches for the bulbs and reasonably priced at $95 shipped.Two more from this new line are the Steel Groove Dildo and the Steel Twist Dildo. These last 2 steel dildos are still being manufactured so unfortunately they can't be purchased yet but will be available very soon.

If you are looking for a Professional Quality Enema setup then look no further than the new Magnum Black Enema Kit. Made from quality heavy rubber, this Black Enema Set is a great buy. Because of its durability, you will be able to enjoy the great features of this set for a long time. Each part of this set can be easily stored and packed to use on the road. The Magnum Black Enema Kit includes One enema bag that can hold up to 1 gallon of fluid, Four tips for enema bag, Flexible hose, Stainless steel clamp and carrying case. The Enema Tip Set can be purchased separately if you want to use your own enema bag for your setup for only $19.
Fantasies become reality with the powerful, yet soothing Dream Maker Edition. Its erotically sophisticated, state-of-the-art design and multi-function capabilities, serve as a conduit to a state of Nirvana. The Dream Maker`s combination of multiple speeds and functions are guaranteed to satisfy the most discriminating of desires; while the massager`s ergonomic form will ensure liberation of your sexual soul. Sweet Dreams! The Nocturnal Emission Vibe is waterproof, Phthalate-free and features a master on/off button and the controls can do over 600 combinations of speed and function. It also has Independent clitoral and shaft control for even greater pleasure from the Dream Maker.
Hop along the path of ecstasy with this thrilling first of its color wild black wabbit. The soft, penis-shaped head gyrates and twirls, while the metallic pleasure pearls spin and massage. Now, adjust the LED-lit controls and let the vibrating wabbit ears tickle and excite your clitoris. The different sensations of the Black Jack Rabbit can be enjoyed together or separately - simply adjust the dial and control the speed and fun. Either way, you’ll be hopping with joy! Slide the power control and let this shimmering, crystal clear vibrator go to work! You control the speed of vibration as the ears of the black wabbit frantically tickle your clitoris! Now slide and adjust the rotation speed as the shaft rotates and the magic pearls circulate deep inside, sending you into a thrilling, pulsating climax. At just $30 this Black Jack Rabbit is a real bargain.
The world famous Venus Butterfly is now hands-free Wireless and waterproof. It has soft vibrating full contact butterfly and pinpoint stimulation with a powerful, removable, wireless, push button stimulator Vibe. The Wireless Venus Butterfly is fully adjustable and removable waist and thigh straps. The Venus Butterfly has been a crowd favorite ever since the beginning and this one frees you of any wires for more fun. It requires 1 AAA battery for operation and is just $19.

The Petite Couture Collection is a take on the popular Couture Collection released a couple months ago by Cal-Exotics. Innovation, Luxury, Power and Passion are features that the regular Couture Collection also embodies. The Petite Couture is elegantly understated 7 function waterproof premium personal massager made with high quality japanese silicone. The Petite Couture Vibrators have an automatic on/off button with smooth touch vibration controls. These new Petite Couture Massagers are completely seamless and odorless. The 6 vibes in this new collection are the Silhouette, the Gracious , the Enchanted, the Euphoria, the Precious and the Serenity. All of these are priced at $60 which is a bargain for something of such great materials. I'm glad to see more companies like Cal-Exotics using more quality materials and less harmful ingredients.

For our gay customers comes 2 new Anal Douches. One is shaped like a Torpedo and one is shaped like a Missile. Sleek and seamless anal douche is easy to use and made for comfort. They are soft and pliable, with a Missle or Torpedo shaped end, the Cleaner is a complete hygiene system. Check out our complete selection of Douches to find the right one for you, from the shower mounted variety to the portable disposable douche system. Get the last word in male toys, from your heroes at TitanMen Toys. The Intimidator is 11 inches of raw sexual satisfaction. Firm yet forgiving. Substantial enough for the man who knows how to play. The ribbed plug of The Intimidator will increase your pleasure the more you use it. So all thats left to ask is...just how far down can you go? Made in the USA of Doc Johnsons signature rubber containing Sil-A-Gel, the anti-bacterial agent that protects you and your toys. I wonder if Dale Earnhardt ever thought his moniker would be used for a huge Gay Male Sex Toy LOL. See all these great toys and more at http://www.dallasnovelty.com and remember we still have free shipping for a limited time on EVERYTHING with no minimum required like other stores.
Also new, Our Cover Girl Taylor Vixen was once again featured in a magazine. This time she is the Pet of the Month for Penthouse Magazine for their 40th Anniversary Edition of the magazine. So go to http://www.taylorvixen.com and tell her congratulations.

A small list of some interesting Sex Toys Available

Hey everyone it's hard to believe we are already half way through July, it seems like it just started. After some inspiration from our friends at Adam and Eve I figured I would post some of the most unusual sex toys that we have for sale at DallasNovelty.com .

1. The 18k Gold LELO Inez Vibrator, $7,000
2. The NobEssence Romp Wooden G-Spot/P-Spot Toy, $105
3. The Don Wands Treeze Realistic Wood Composite Vibe, $70
4. The Vibratex Dreamboat G-Spot/Clitoral Vibrator, $31
5. The Seymore Butts Come Hither Hand G-Spot Vibe, $18
6. The Nexus 0 G-Spot Massager, $90
7. The Kegel Pro Pelvic Exerciser, $49
8. The Fun Factory SmartBalls Teneo Uno Vaginal Balls, $28
9. The Pure Climax Rabbit Style Vibe, $28
10. The Hentai Toys Masumi Melon Masturbator Sleeve, $22
11. The Fauxskin Substitute Masturbator, $49
12. The For Your Nymphomation Rolling Toy Trunk, $350
13. The Adam & Eve Total Erection System Penis Pump, $65
14. The Magnum Clitoral Excitement System Pussy Pump, $85
15. The Belladonna Cherry Bomb Vibrator in 7 Inch, $18 or 10 Inch, $21
16. The BSwish BNaughty Waterproof Bullet, $27
17. The Axovus Locking Red Satin Lined Wrist Cuffs, $95 and Ankle Cuffs, $105
18. The Electrosex Deluxe Digital Power Box Kit, $88
19. The Fetish Fantasy Love Lounger, $195
20. The Fetish Fantasy O-Ring Gag with Nipple Clamps, $15
21. The Adam & Eve Fruity Booty Anal Lube, $10
22. The LubeXXX Mr. Ease Anal Spray, $18
23. The Coochy Rash Free Shave Creme Original Flavor, $3.50
24. The Touche Masturazor Vibrator and Shaver in one, $69
25. The My Joy Be Snug Vaginal Shrink Cream, $3.50
26. The Bijoux Indiscrets Coleccion Deluxe Leau a Deux Bath Set, $58
27. The Wildfire Celebrity Series Marco Banderas Uncut CyberSkin Cock, $41
28. The Sue Johanson Super Head Honcho Masturbator Sleeve, $18
29. The Sue Johanson Royal Butler Vibrating Butt Plug, $21
30. Last but not least, The Sexercise Ball, $70
    

The items above are just a few of the unique products we sell at DallasNovelty.com. And remember this month we have FREE Shipping on Every Order with no minimums like some other places.

More New Toys for July 2009

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Alot of New Toys for June Released this Week.

The month of June is a big month for the release of new adult sex toys and novelties. DallasNovelty.com also picked up a couple new lines such as TSX, ToiBocks and a couple new Don Wands Lines. We will start with the ToiBocks products. These new storage containers are made from some of the finest woods available and have a superb finish. The ToiBocks ToiTissue is made to look like a fancy tissue holder made from wood. ToiTissue looks like your average tissue box holder. Well, maybe not average. It is made from dark, polished cherry wood, giving it a rich and elegant look. But ToiTissue is anything but your normal tissue box.

ToiTissue has a hidden compartment in the bottom where you can store whatever you like: adult toys, cash, jewelry, contraceptives, etc. The drawer measures 3 1/4 inches across, 8 inches long and 1 1/8 inches deep. The drawer has no locking mechanism and is easy to pull out if you're looking for it. The top of ToiTissue fits a stack of facial tissue or a small box of tissue. The drawer fits seemlessly into the back of the ToiTissue, so no one will realize this tissue box is more than it seems.

The Original ToiBocks is no ordinary jewelry box/valet. It has a secret! You won't find a key hole, button or switch on ToiBocks. Store several of your favorite novelties, DVD's, condoms, paraphernalia, jewelry, cash or whatever will fit in the bottom, the tray does not come out unless you have the key and know the secret to the hidden lock mechanism.

Looks great in any room of the house, ideal for the nightstand. ToiBocks is the ultimate in discreet storage.The ToiBocks is 11 inches by 7 inches by 6.25 inches so its footprint isnt very big so it will fit on any nightstand or dresser. The $110 price includes Free Shipping anywhere in the US.

The Grrl Toyz Silky Sigh is a silky smooth vibe with an adorable heart-shaped mini controller. The Silky Sigh has 10 speeds of vibration and is completely waterproof for all kinds of fun. The vibe is only 4 inch x 1.25 inch x 1.25 inch so it is really compact but does a wonderful job. The Silky Sigh is priced at $27 so it is still very affordable for all budgets looking for fun this summer.

Are you looking for a couple extra inches? Let's face it who doesn't. LOL!! The CyberSkin 2 inch Xtra Thick Vibrating Transformer Penis Extension is the perfect choice for you. The Xtra Thick Vibrating Extension is made from the latest CyberSkin with Virtual Touch technology that has a Removable vibrating bullet that cycles through 4 patterns of vibration and pulsation. Designed to be worn during intercourse it extends the penis and enlarges the girth as well. The Extension is slick when lubricated andSuper stretchy, the end can easily be trimmed to customize the fit to accommodate any man. CyberSkin 2 inch Xtra Thick Vibrating Transformer Penis Extension has a firm tip for easy penetration during intercourse and is completely Waterproof.

TSX is a unique brand of adult sex toys in the market today. They make everything from ultra realistic to the way far out in left field dildos and dongs. One of the new Realistic Dildos is the Trojan Single Dong with Redi-Lock system. With it's textured clit tickler, the Trojan Single Dong was made especially for the ladies! The TSX Redi-Lock makes the item freestanding or harness ready and the Redi-Lock base can be used with any other TSX products that have the Redi-Lock cavity. The Trojan is 8.25 inches longwith 7.5 inches that is insertable and 1.75 inches in diameter. The ladies will really enjoy this Trojan that is ready anytime anywhere. If you looking for a little bit bigger than the Trojan then you can step up to the Homeboy Dong. The Homeboy is long and slim and will stand up to hours of play! Made with Fauxskin material for that ultra realistic feel. The Homeboy is 10.25 inches long and 8 inches is insertable with 2.5 inches around this monster cock. Who said a white guy cant be hung definitely hasnt hung out with the Homeboy.

If your looking for a new sensational feeling froman insertable dong then look no further than the Incubus Dildo from TSX. This dildo is an incredibly detailed work of art. For those who want more than a dildo; the Incubus Dildo has terrific texture that provides additional stimulation all around the shaft and a smooth easy to insert head. The nose and mouth of the God will stimulate your most sensitive spot when fully engaged. The Incubus Dildo is perfect for your alternative lifestyle. 7.5 inches around at largest insertable circumference. 7 inches around at smallest insertable circumference, The Incubus Dildo is sure to please.

Brand new from the TSX eXXXtreme Series is the 16 inch long dildo. This is the granddaddy of them all. At 16 inches the realistically detailed dildo is a sight to behold. Made in the U.S of the highest quality materials.A Strong Suction Cup holds the huge dildo in place on any smooth horizontal surface. Length of 17 inches with an Insertable of 16 inches. Diameter of 2.1 inches with a circumference of 6.75. Bring this super sized dildo to your next swingers or alternative lifestyle party and be the highlight of the evening. For the complete TSX line up check out all the items in the New Items section at DallasNovelty.com today.

The Highlight of this weeks new products has to be the Head O State O Bama Dong done is presidential gold. You Really Love Your President -- Let Him Love You Back! What better way to commemorate the election and inauguration than with the Head O State Obama Dildo. This hilarious toy is guaranteed to make you laugh your @#$%@ off. The packaging features endorsements from W Bush, Cheney, Palin and McCain. Bush: I bought two. Emission accomplished! Cheney: I've had one stuck in me since '82. THE perfect gag gift for your friends on either side of the aisle. We have the Obama Dong in stock and ready to ship.

Also wanted to say congrats to Epiphora, she is out Featured Blogger for the rest of June. Check out Epiphoras fun blogs and see what product she talks about next. Epiphora was voted one of the Top 5 Sex Toy Bloggers for 2008 so we are super excited to have her be a part of DallasNovelty.com. Stay tuned this week to DallasNovelty.com for more exciting product releases and new things added to the website. Also don't forget about our Free Shipping on everything in the store.